I accidentally put on too much perfume this morning, and I am dying. If I didn’t have my own office space everyone else would be dying too. Also, it’s three o’clock right now, and I felt like it should have been three o’clock five hours ago. The day is creeping by.

Now it’s almost nine o’clock because I was unexpectedly interrupted with a shit-ton of work that had to be done–get this–after I had been twiddling my thumbs all day with nothing to do and right before I was preparing to leave for the day. Annoying.

Also, can we talk about how Friends is no longer on Netflix because I don’t feel like I was given an opportunity to really mourn that decision. Now when I want some background noise or some guaranteed laughs, I have very few places to turn. Obviously there’s Seinfeld. God help you all if Hulu ever removes it. I’d be one sad and raving lunatic. And yes there’s The Office, which I quote daily and also love. But The Office is a totally different vibe from Friends, and more often than not I’m looking for the Friends vibe. This is like that time they took Everybody Loves Raymond off Netflix and I had nothing to wash the dishes to. I spiraled pretty hard for a week. I’ve been too busy to spiral over Friends, but it’s coming.

Okay, is that enough crazy for one blog post? See you next time, kids!


Hiya & Hello

I’m working this weekend. In New York City! I’m not mad about it. I’m here through Tuesday and I’ve bought tickets to The Lion King. I’m excited, but not like…sitting on the edge of my chair excited. But I wanted to see a Broadway play, and I had either seen the others or wasn’t interested at all in the rest.

A few months ago I bought a pair of shoes for an embarrassing amount of money. One month later I saw that they were on sale for forty percent off. Whhhyyyyyy, Lordt?! Now I’ve got my eyes on a pair of shoes that are absurdly priced, but I’ve learned my lesson. I’m waiting (and hoping) for them to go on sale and to still have my size when they do. I thought that I would wake up after the new year and they would absolutely be on sale, but no such luck yet. I will be there when they do, though!

I’m still working on my skincare Instagram. It’s going well! Last year I worked with six different brands, and that was only in the last couple of months of the year. I’m looking forward to seeing where it goes this year.

Ok, I’m going out to find some dinner. It’s weird that I never felt the holiday spirit this time, but I’ve still somehow contracted the post-holiday blues. Hopefully New York can get me out of this funk.